Sand Worm

$200.00

Sand Worm is 7 feet long, just the perfect length to wriggle around in your back yard. He makes a great pet, but tends to bite. On the plus side his teeth are foam so it wont hurt. His skin is satin which makes him a slippery snake. He always has his eyes on you since he does have 4. He makes a great cuddle partner since he Is stuffed with thousands of styrofoam beads, to bad his insides are made of pure trash just like your last toxic ex... ask us about making you a new ex boyfriend today! I mean worm.

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Sand Worm is 7 feet long, just the perfect length to wriggle around in your back yard. He makes a great pet, but tends to bite. On the plus side his teeth are foam so it wont hurt. His skin is satin which makes him a slippery snake. He always has his eyes on you since he does have 4. He makes a great cuddle partner since he Is stuffed with thousands of styrofoam beads, to bad his insides are made of pure trash just like your last toxic ex... ask us about making you a new ex boyfriend today! I mean worm.

Sand Worm is 7 feet long, just the perfect length to wriggle around in your back yard. He makes a great pet, but tends to bite. On the plus side his teeth are foam so it wont hurt. His skin is satin which makes him a slippery snake. He always has his eyes on you since he does have 4. He makes a great cuddle partner since he Is stuffed with thousands of styrofoam beads, to bad his insides are made of pure trash just like your last toxic ex... ask us about making you a new ex boyfriend today! I mean worm.